Locate the dagger, avoid the ghouls.. 🍷
Hello there. You have met a terrible, terrible demise. But uh you know, I… I don’t feel too bad about it. After all, if it weren’t for me, it would have just been from someone else. You know, … I guess what I’m trying to say is LIFE. Life goes on. Well, for everyone else, life goes on. Not for you. You’re- you’re about to be dead. But that’s not about what’s going on here. All right. (sigh)
It reminds me of one other day in a cave. I was having a delightful picnic with my good friend Astro. And I said to him, I said,
"Astro, I have a story."
And he said to me, "What’s the type of story?"
And I said to him, "Astro, this story is going to be insane." Sometimes, you know, the story is just a story. You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says. Uh if you do that you’ll just drive yourself crazy. I had a friend do it once. Wasn’t pretty. We talked about it for years, And not only that, but you’ll likely end up believing something that you shouldn’t believe, thinking something you shouldn’t think or *stutters* - or assuming something.. you shouldn’t assume. You know, sometimes that’s *stutters* - that’s what I said. Uh a story is just a story.
So, just be quiet for once second of your life and eat your sandwich. Okay. Of course, it was only then I’d realised I’d made the sandwiches. But you-
Do you want to know a fun fact?
"⚜️🔰Spiders, have eight legs. And I myself would know because I’m a spider🔰⚜️" - Larry 27:63
I’m not from here, though. I’ll be honest, I kind of just wanted to explore other planets because I was bored. Then I made a small home down this hallway and it seems you just walked over to here. Kind of disrespectful…..
OH, OH. Okay. I see. I see. It’s because you’re trying to hide from that one monster down the hall.. Yeah, that’s my neighbour. He’s very nice. You should get to know him. Well, maybe not when he’s trying to kill you.
Either way, doesn’t matter. You’re stuck here with me now buddy. A gooood ol’ spider……
You seem annoyed. Am I… bothering you?…. Maybe? Probably not. Well look, you’re about to die, so you really shouldn’t be in a rush anyways……. Don’t back away all scared or anything. It’s going to be fine. After all, it’s your fault for intruding into my lovely home. That wasn’t very nice of you, by the way.
Anyways, um- I just want to get back to my reading. So, it’s time we say goodbye. So well, goodbye is a strong word. There’s many ways to say goodbye like goodbye and goodbye or you could say it in a different language. Like au revoir is French, maybe. I’ll be honest, I don’t speak these languages. Uh, adios is Spanish, arrivederci is Italian and the list goes on. Uh, aloha in Hawaiian, it’s also hello, but it’s basically the same thing. Bless in Icelandic, there’s a lot of ways to say goodbye. Alright.
Well, umm…, uhh…
Goodbye. :)
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