Massage Master

Welcome to your very own back-alley massage clinic. Your tools: your real hands.

Massage Master is a hand-tracking-only physics comedy. No controllers, no buttons: press your palm into a customer's back and the deeper you push, the harder the pressure. Your hand glows blue when it's too soft, green when it's perfect and red when someone is about to regret booking.

LEARN THE CRAFT

• Warm up muscles with long glides, then hunt for the hidden knot
• Work knots with circles, thumbs and knuckles, or hold the pressure
• Grab arms and legs to stretch them (gently... ideally)
• Therapist Vision reveals tense muscles glowing under the skin

EVERY CUSTOMER REACTS Ten personalities, fully voiced. The Tough Guy quietly cries. The Drama Queen screams at a light touch. The Bodybuilder begs for more. Press too hard and they'll rise off the table, then slowly turn and stare at you.

DO SOMETHING RIDICULOUS Everything is physical. Stack hot stones on a snoring customer. Boop a nose. Put the massage gun where it absolutely doesn't belong. Pull a leg and slide someone down the table. Answer the phone mid-massage.

BUILD YOUR EMPIRE Earn fees and tips, buy the TurboMassage 9000, a giant rolling pin and the Ancient Healing Stick, and grow your back-alley room into an Absolutely Ridiculous Celebrity Spa.

Fix backs. Make money. Try not to destroy anybody.